Princess Machine Gun ([info]gringogidget) wrote,
@ 2007-08-16 11:32:00
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You too can swear in Hindi
I am very impressed with the Hindi language.
Their swearing is so creative!
I jokingly pass by my coworker and utter some of these as I pass by.
She is usually in stitches because I"m botching pronounciation.
Here's some fun for you, if you know any Hindi speaking persons with a sense of humour:


Chutia Bastard

Chut Pussy

Mader chod Mother-fucker

Bhen chod Fuck your sister

Tatti Shit

Bhen Chod Sister-fucker

Bhai Chod Brother-fucker

Chutiya choo-tia Fucker

Gaand Ass

Sali Kuta Stupid Bastard

Sali Kutti Stupid Bitch

Kutiyaa Bitch

Januwar Animal

LavDa Penis, dick, cock

Lavde Penis, dick, cock Lund  Penis, dick, cock
Mammey mumm-aye Breasts

Kutte ki jat Breed of dog

Bhains ki aulad Son of a buffalo

Lavde ke bal Hair on your penis

Apni ma ko ja choos Go suck your mom

Meri lundh choos Suck my dick

Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka  Your sister has a dick made of rubber!

Lund Chus Suck dick Rundi Hooker

Gaand main lassan Garlic in ass

Gaand main danda Stick in ass

Rundi ka bacha Son of a whore

Rundi Ki bachi Daughter of a whore

Gaand main keera Bug up your ass

Soover Pig (Very offensive to Muslims)

Hazaar lund teri gaand main Thousand dicks in your ass

Teri gaand main kute ka lund A dog's dick in your ass

Toota hua lund Broken dick

Rundi ko chowd Screw a hooker

Teri ma gandi rundi Your mother is a filthy whore

Teri ma chadha ka lund choos Your mother sucks donkey dick

Haraam Zaada Bastard

Bhadhava Pimp

BhonsRi-Waalaa You fucker

Chodu Fucker

Buhtah-nee ka Son of a Witch

Gaandu Asshole

Bakland Idiot

Mangachinamun Idiot

Chut marike Idiot

Muth maar Go piss

Choochii Breasts

Bandaa Semi-dick

Bhadwe ka awlat Son of a pimp

Raandi baajer Whore fucker

Chudai khana Whore house

Kutte ka awlat Son of a dog

Chodra Fucker

Chut ke dhakkan Pussy lid

Jhat ke baal Pubic hair

Hijde Transsexual

Chippkali ke jhaant ke paseene Sweat of Lizard's pubic hair

Maa ke bhadwe Mother's pimp

Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar Drown yourself in a handful of semen

Gaand mein bambu A bamboo up your ass

Apni land choos Go and suck your own dick

Khotey ki aulda Son of donkey

Hijra Gay Khota Donkey

Apni gaand mein muthi daal Put your fist up your ass

Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot Your mom's diseased smelly cunt

Bhen ke takke Go and suck your sister's balls

Ullu ke pathe Idiot (lit. son of an owl)

Maa ke bhadve Mom's pimp

Teri ma ki choot me hathi ka dum An elephant's trunk in you mother's cunt

Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai Your mother has a cow's pussy

Mere Chuus Maro Suck my dick

Bahen ke laude Sister's dick

Booblay Boobs

Carrom board Flat-chested

Nimbu sharbat Flat-chested

Maa ke bable Mother's breasts

Chodu bhagat Fucking asshole

Ma chudi Mother's fucked

Badir Idiot

Badirchand Idiot

Pucchi Pussy

Saala kutta Bloody dog

Saali kutti Bloody bitch

Kuttiya Bitch

Chutiya Fucker

Choo-tiya Fucker

Chutan Fucker

 Chut ka bhoot Vaginal Ghost

Chodela Fucked up

Chut mari ke Fucked up

Lundoos Born into this world from a dick

Gaandu Born from an ass

Gaandmasti Extra playfulness (rude term)

Bumchod Ass fucker

Cuntmama Vaginal uncle

Lundfakir Saint of dicks

Randhwa (or randwa) Male prostitute

Fatay huay lundtopi ka result Result of a torn condom

Najayaz Illegitimate

Najayaz paidaish Illegitimately born

Jhaat chaatu Pubic hair licker

Lund choosu Cock sucker

Gaand marau Person who gets fucked up the ass

Teri maa ka bhosda Your mother's breasts

Jhalla-gay Faggot, fairy

Jhaant ke pissu Bug of pubic hair

Gaandfat Busted ass

Chhola Phudakna Throbbing clit

Tatte Masalna Ball smashing/crushing

Rundi ko chowd Go fuck a prostitute

Raand ka pati Husband of a whore

Jhaat ka bhaaji Pubic hair fried with vegetables

Gaand ka makhan Butter from the ass

Lavander Dick head

Lund fakeer Beggar's dick

Raand ka jamai Son-in-law of a whore

Ing ge pan di kut teh You are a pig

Tor mai ke chodho Get back in your mother's womb

Haraami Bastard

Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat White hair of a black pussy

Meri Gand Ka Khatmal Bug of my Ass

Teri Gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund Elephant's dick in your ass

Chinaal Whore

Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat White hair of a black pussy

Jaa Apni Bajaa Go fuck yourself

Lund Ke Pasine Sweat of dick

Beti Chod Daughter fucker

Teri ma ki chut mai sabka lund Everyone's dick in your mom's pussy

Padma Fat Bitch

Rubber bhosda Rubber pussy

Rundi ki tatti pe baithnewaali makkhi The fly that sits on the ass of a whore

Chunni Clit

Mera chunni choos Suck my clit

Toto Penis Chhed Vagina (lit. 'hole')

Tere gaand mein keede paday May worms infest your ass-hole

Sewwer ki bachi Son of pig

Lund ka shorba Semen of dick

Ghondoo Faggot

Phatele Nirodh ke Natije Your are the result of a torn condom.

Bhosad Chod Ass fucker

Tere adha Nirodh mein rah gaya The rest of you was left in the condom

Bur ki chatani Ketchup of cunt

Chipkali ke chut ke pasine Sweat of reptiles cunt

Chudan chudai Fucking games

Muth mar Masturbate (lit. use your fist)

Kutte ka beej Semen of a dog

Parichod Angel fucker

Choot marani ka Pussy whipped)

Lavde ke baal Dick hair

Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal Lizard's cunt hairs

Land ka bheja Brain of penis

Lund pe chad ja Go ride a dick

Lund pe thand hai Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don't care)

Sadi hui gand Stinking ass

Teri mi di kussi mey tera sarra khandan ko ggussa ker rakhdoungi. I'm going to put your whole family in your mom's ass.

Jab tu paida hua tho aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya? When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back?

Terey baad di gaand wich dhanda gussa ker rakdhungi. I am going to put a pill in your damn ass.

Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega. I will fuck your mom in your sister's cunt and your dad will bring a lantern.

Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili ki unday. There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother's ass.

Mein teri maa ko liya tha uski suhaag raat pei. I had your mother on her wedding night.

Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun. I will put a bed in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister on it.

Teri maa ki chut mein chatri leke hgus jaunga aur khol dunga. I will enter your mother's pussy with an umbrella and open it there.

Na chhot, na chooche, nakhre noor jahan ke! No pussy, no boobs, and still behaves like a princess!

Teri Jhanten Kaat kar tere mooh par laga kar unki french beard bana doonga. I will cut your pubic hair and stick them on your face and make a goatee on your face.

Tere maa ko sau kutte chode - sau wa tera baap! Your mom got fucked by 100 dogs - the 100th one being your dad!

Gandkate Kutte A dog with his ass scooped out

Kutte ke tatte Dog's balls

Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot Son of a dog, your mother's pussy

Lo, mera lund anpi behen ko de do, agar khud na chod paya Take my dick and give it to your sister if you can't fuck her yourself

Ghasti / gashti / gasti / ghassad Hooker

Theri Biwiko Theri Saamne Chodhunga I will fuck your wife in front of you

Bhadkhau One who takes commission from a prostitute

Rundi ke tatti pe biathne wala makhi Fly sitting on a whore's shit

Choot ke bhoot Vaginal ghost

Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye Snack fried in pussy sweat

Chup Ke Shut Up

Chup Ke Chut Hai Shut the Fuck up

Backarchodu Goat-fucker

Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple

ke baal ke joon Prostitute's breast's nipple's hair's lice

Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja? Why are boring me with all this useless narrative?

Choot ka baal Hair of vagina Fate condom

ka natije Result of ruptured condom

Tere baap ki chut mai teri maa ka land Your mother's penis in your father's vagina

Teri maa ki chute Your mother's pussy

Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine Sweat of a lizard's ass




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[info]lyndszy
2007-08-16 04:58 pm UTC (link)
so funny

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[info]queerasmoi
2007-08-16 07:49 pm UTC (link)
wow that's pretty exhaustive!

(LJ-cut anyone?)

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