the preposterous, puerile, quixotic, ridiculous, life of kristina

Hi.

2009-01-31T21:55:06Z

Haven't logged in since... ever.

Who's still using livejournal?

34 Penn Station

2008-01-05T00:51:01Z

34 Penn Station
Originally uploaded by gringogidget

I had a great time in NYC for New Years.

How was yours?

Happy New Years!

Yo

2007-12-20T21:44:24Z

Hey, guys. What's going on?

I haven't been around in a while, I know.

I guess what you probably don't know (if you're still there) that I have a new job.
I work as a bartender now in a trendy downtown restaurant. I love it!

It feels like life has gotten 200% better and I am very happy!

I will post some pictures soon, when I'm not so tired.

Oh god, I want this so badly.

I work a double tomorrow, but I hope that will be the last little bit of dough to buy me some foot pampering.

Hi, GUYS!

2007-11-25T12:11:39Z

I was just thinking of you all (yall?) and I thought I'd make an entry.

I am very happy, very nurtured and incubated right now.

I STILL have 40 rolls of photo film to develop, slowly, money permitting.

I propose to perhaps try and post one roll per week.

How does that sound?

How are you kids doing?

Sunny Soho

2007-10-14T22:05:02Z

Sunny Soho
Originally uploaded by gringogidget

I am back from my vacation, friends!

Check out my photos by clicking on this photo.

Man, I wish Livejournal would stream on my blogroll list!
Curses.

How are you doing?

London

2007-09-21T17:00:37Z

I am off to England, guys!!!!

See you in two weeks with tons of pictures.

Michael Moore

2007-09-06T17:13:21Z

I happened to accidentally watch Fahrenheit 911 last night.
I don't really like to talk about politics in public, but I wanted to ask one question to those who have seen it.

Moore is in front of the Iranian embassy, next door to the Watergate hotel.
The Secret Service appear out of nowhere to question him.

My questions:

How did the Secret Service become part of this documentary without a written privacy consent form?

It seemed rather staged, no?

Camping

2007-09-05T17:01:19Z

Sleeping?
Originally uploaded by gringogidget

I did some camping this weekend.
Check out the photos by clicking on this photo.
Neat!

Not angry!

2007-08-31T15:45:19Z

This is a separate post from the last.

I really am in a great mood today, I'm going camping! YAY.

Hmm, maybe I'll post a random picture:

I've got a lot of film to process :/

Have a great long weekend, Canadians!!!

Annoying to others, exciting to me.

2007-08-28T17:18:26Z

LOL!

2007-08-26T19:35:08Z

You too can swear in Hindi

2007-08-16T15:35:03Z

I am very impressed with the Hindi language.
Their swearing is so creative!
I jokingly pass by my coworker and utter some of these as I pass by.
She is usually in stitches because I"m botching pronounciation.
Here's some fun for you, if you know any Hindi speaking persons with a sense of humour:

Chutia Bastard

Chut Pussy

Mader chod Mother-fucker

Bhen chod Fuck your sister

Tatti Shit

Bhen Chod Sister-fucker

Bhai Chod Brother-fucker

Chutiya choo-tia Fucker

Gaand Ass

Sali Kuta Stupid Bastard

Sali Kutti Stupid Bitch

Kutiyaa Bitch

Januwar Animal

LavDa Penis, dick, cock

Lavde Penis, dick, cock Lund Penis, dick, cock
Mammey mumm-aye Breasts

Kutte ki jat Breed of dog

Bhains ki aulad Son of a buffalo

Lavde ke bal Hair on your penis

Apni ma ko ja choos Go suck your mom

Meri lundh choos Suck my dick

Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka Your sister has a dick made of rubber!

Lund Chus Suck dick Rundi Hooker

Gaand main lassan Garlic in ass

Gaand main danda Stick in ass

Rundi ka bacha Son of a whore

Rundi Ki bachi Daughter of a whore

Gaand main keera Bug up your ass

Soover Pig (Very offensive to Muslims)

Hazaar lund teri gaand main Thousand dicks in your ass

Teri gaand main kute ka lund A dog's dick in your ass

Toota hua lund Broken dick

Rundi ko chowd Screw a hooker

Teri ma gandi rundi Your mother is a filthy whore

Teri ma chadha ka lund choos Your mother sucks donkey dick

Haraam Zaada Bastard

Bhadhava Pimp

BhonsRi-Waalaa You fucker

Chodu Fucker

Buhtah-nee ka Son of a Witch

Gaandu Asshole

Bakland Idiot

Mangachinamun Idiot

Chut marike Idiot

Muth maar Go piss

Choochii Breasts

Bandaa Semi-dick

Bhadwe ka awlat Son of a pimp

Raandi baajer Whore fucker

Chudai khana Whore house

Kutte ka awlat Son of a dog

Chodra Fucker

Chut ke dhakkan Pussy lid

Jhat ke baal Pubic hair

Hijde Transsexual

Chippkali ke jhaant ke paseene Sweat of Lizard's pubic hair

Maa ke bhadwe Mother's pimp

Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar Drown yourself in a handful of semen

Gaand mein bambu A bamboo up your ass

Apni land choos Go and suck your own dick

Khotey ki aulda Son of donkey

Hijra Gay Khota Donkey

Apni gaand mein muthi daal Put your fist up your ass

Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot Your mom's diseased smelly cunt

Bhen ke takke Go and suck your sister's balls

Ullu ke pathe Idiot (lit. son of an owl)

Maa ke bhadve Mom's pimp

Teri ma ki choot me hathi ka dum An elephant's trunk in you mother's cunt

Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai Your mother has a cow's pussy

Mere Chuus Maro Suck my dick

Bahen ke laude Sister's dick

Booblay Boobs

Carrom board Flat-chested

Nimbu sharbat Flat-chested

Maa ke bable Mother's breasts

Chodu bhagat Fucking asshole

Ma chudi Mother's fucked

Badir Idiot

Badirchand Idiot

Pucchi Pussy

Saala kutta Bloody dog

Saali kutti Bloody bitch

Kuttiya Bitch

Chutiya Fucker

Choo-tiya Fucker

Chutan Fucker

Chut ka bhoot Vaginal Ghost

Chodela Fucked up

Chut mari ke Fucked up

Lundoos Born into this world from a dick

Gaandu Born from an ass

Gaandmasti Extra playfulness (rude term)

Bumchod Ass fucker

Cuntmama Vaginal uncle

Lundfakir Saint of dicks

Randhwa (or randwa) Male prostitute

Fatay huay lundtopi ka result Result of a torn condom

Najayaz Illegitimate

Najayaz paidaish Illegitimately born

Jhaat chaatu Pubic hair licker

Lund choosu Cock sucker

Gaand marau Person who gets fucked up the ass

Teri maa ka bhosda Your mother's breasts

Jhalla-gay Faggot, fairy

Jhaant ke pissu Bug of pubic hair

Gaandfat Busted ass

Chhola Phudakna Throbbing clit

Tatte Masalna Ball smashing/crushing

Rundi ko chowd Go fuck a prostitute

Raand ka pati Husband of a whore

Jhaat ka bhaaji Pubic hair fried with vegetables

Gaand ka makhan Butter from the ass

Lavander Dick head

Lund fakeer Beggar's dick

Raand ka jamai Son-in-law of a whore

Ing ge pan di kut teh You are a pig

Tor mai ke chodho Get back in your mother's womb

Haraami Bastard

Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat White hair of a black pussy

Meri Gand Ka Khatmal Bug of my Ass

Teri Gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund Elephant's dick in your ass

Chinaal Whore

Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat White hair of a black pussy

Jaa Apni Bajaa Go fuck yourself

Lund Ke Pasine Sweat of dick

Beti Chod Daughter fucker

Teri ma ki chut mai sabka lund Everyone's dick in your mom's pussy

Padma Fat Bitch

Rubber bhosda Rubber pussy

Rundi ki tatti pe baithnewaali makkhi The fly that sits on the ass of a whore

Chunni Clit

Mera chunni choos Suck my clit

Toto Penis Chhed Vagina (lit. 'hole')

Tere gaand mein keede paday May worms infest your ass-hole

Sewwer ki bachi Son of pig

Lund ka shorba Semen of dick

Ghondoo Faggot

Phatele Nirodh ke Natije Your are the result of a torn condom.

Bhosad Chod Ass fucker

Tere adha Nirodh mein rah gaya The rest of you was left in the condom

Bur ki chatani Ketchup of cunt

Chipkali ke chut ke pasine Sweat of reptiles cunt

Chudan chudai Fucking games

Muth mar Masturbate (lit. use your fist)

Kutte ka beej Semen of a dog

Parichod Angel fucker

Choot marani ka Pussy whipped)

Lavde ke baal Dick hair

Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal Lizard's cunt hairs

Land ka bheja Brain of penis

Lund pe chad ja Go ride a dick

Lund pe thand hai Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don't care)

Sadi hui gand Stinking ass

Teri mi di kussi mey tera sarra khandan ko ggussa ker rakhdoungi. I'm going to put your whole family in your mom's ass.

Jab tu paida hua tho aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya? When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back?

Terey baad di gaand wich dhanda gussa ker rakdhungi. I am going to put a pill in your damn ass.

Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega. I will fuck your mom in your sister's cunt and your dad will bring a lantern.

Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili ki unday. There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother's ass.

Mein teri maa ko liya tha uski suhaag raat pei. I had your mother on her wedding night.

Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun. I will put a bed in your mother's cunt and fuck your sister on it.

Teri maa ki chut mein chatri leke hgus jaunga aur khol dunga. I will enter your mother's pussy with an umbrella and open it there.

Na chhot, na chooche, nakhre noor jahan ke! No pussy, no boobs, and still behaves like a princess!

Teri Jhanten Kaat kar tere mooh par laga kar unki french beard bana doonga. I will cut your pubic hair and stick them on your face and make a goatee on your face.

Tere maa ko sau kutte chode - sau wa tera baap! Your mom got fucked by 100 dogs - the 100th one being your dad!

Gandkate Kutte A dog with his ass scooped out

Kutte ke tatte Dog's balls

Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot Son of a dog, your mother's pussy

Lo, mera lund anpi behen ko de do, agar khud na chod paya Take my dick and give it to your sister if you can't fuck her yourself

Ghasti / gashti / gasti / ghassad Hooker

Theri Biwiko Theri Saamne Chodhunga I will fuck your wife in front of you

Bhadkhau One who takes commission from a prostitute

Rundi ke tatti pe biathne wala makhi Fly sitting on a whore's shit

Choot ke bhoot Vaginal ghost

Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye Snack fried in pussy sweat

Chup Ke Shut Up

Chup Ke Chut Hai Shut the Fuck up

Backarchodu Goat-fucker

Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple

ke baal ke joon Prostitute's breast's nipple's hair's lice

Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja? Why are boring me with all this useless narrative?

Choot ka baal Hair of vagina Fate condom

ka natije Result of ruptured condom

Tere baap ki chut mai teri maa ka land Your mother's penis in your father's vagina

Teri maa ki chute Your mother's pussy

Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine Sweat of a lizard's ass

I found god this weekend

2007-08-07T22:57:44Z

Pyramid
Originally uploaded by gringogidget

And his name was Thomas Bangalter (oh, and that other guy)

And on the 2nd day, god said, let there be pyramid.

I blew a kiss at the robot at the end.
He hugged himself and blew the kiss back.
I have witnesses!

Year three.

2007-08-02T20:01:43Z

After reading a lot from my live journal three years ago, it really puts things in perspective.
I feel a lot more grown up now, that's for sure.
I was OUT OF CONTROL.

We celebrated our third year anniversary last night here:
http://www.jkkitchens.com/v1/restaurants.html
Our friend is the somalier at the wine bar and treated us like family.
Various chefs introduced themselves to us, said happy anniversary, gave us tastings and explained wines and food origins.
It was a very cultural night. I'm glad I wore a skirt.

Three years!
It feels a lot longer, actually.

I am really excited for:

- Daft Punk on Sunday
- A long weekend
- BBQ Friday
- Beerfest next weekend
- Maybe cottaging next weekend too
- London UK in 51 days
- Having my first post-tattoo swim in 3 weeks.

First Tattoo

2007-07-31T23:41:17Z

New tattoo
Originally uploaded by gringogidget

My very first and only.
I don't know if I could endure more than 20 minutes at a time.
I am a huge wuss.

Lovin' it right now.

UPDATES TO WHOEVER STILL READS THIS

2007-07-28T01:13:15Z

Hippies bug me, let's be frank. I am not about to build a straw bale house and move into the country.

Fuck, I sometimes accidentally throw plastic cans in the garbage and maybe throw a potato peel in the trash too.

Although I am weary of appearing overly-obsessed about the environment, I found this page really interesting:

http://www.worldwithoutus.com/did_you_know.html

I really want to read this book, it looks neat.
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I rented five movies, I am going to review them all when they're done. Don't ask me them all now, I am drunk.
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I am -obsessed- with "the Cribs". They are a London rock band.
They are the new Weezer. You must check them out.
I fell in love with their album instantly, that is incredibly rare.
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My trip to London UK is coming up in about 6 weeks.
First time on an airplane, first time out of North America.
I am so excited I am almost unable to bare it.
I may or may not come back.
If I do come back, I am anticipating saving every penny to go back immediately.

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This has been an amazing day, I am really, really happy today.

Making a pot roast in the slow cooker, it is making my house smell quite homely.

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Tomorrow: Roller derby.
My new hair dresser is in the roller derby team. She is amazing.
I am so grateful for what I have right now.
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Hope you all have a great weekend, will write tomorrow.

Tidbits

2007-07-18T12:45:56Z

- Adobe Illustrator classroom in a book is amazing. It is easy to follow and I am finally 1% closer to understanding this intimidating, but amazing program. It feels good to be excited about a creative tool. I've had a hard time with this program for a long time.

-I've been thinking a bit about joining the Toronto Roller Derby.
I would be forced to exercise, but I am a bad at commitment and I hate letting people down.
There are women of all shapes and sizes in this league, so there's no excuse really.
I'm going to go to a introduction meeting and give it the old college try.

-The Mighty Boosh
I am obsessed with this show.
It is around for rental in most niche rental places (ie. not cockbuster)
It comes in PAL, but most laptops will facilitate that.
God, I love Vince Noir (Pictured on the right). I haven't had a fictional crush in a long time.
When I go to London in September, I'm going up to the pub he frequents to try and obtain a picture.
It's officially a mission.

-Just try it, it will become self explanatory.

Dreams

2007-07-13T14:32:29Z

I thought I'd just scan the written interpretation, it's faster and I'm lazy today.

I saw a cop in the liquor store and I felt compelled to run yesterday...

Who's laughing now?

2007-07-12T15:00:14Z

I've been getting a lot of compliments....

...on my laugh.

I've had 3 random people come up to me in the past week to say they "loved my laugh".

That's pleasantly unusual, non?

LOL

2007-07-11T01:01:40Z

OH man.

Who is Blake McGrath, why is he on my friends list...

and why would I want to join his group?

His website is hilarious too. www.blakemcgrath.com

mm hotlink

2007-06-22T01:53:40Z

I find it offensive that lolcats best insult is "I am gay"

Back....

2007-06-20T00:44:59Z

Tell me three artists /albums you are really into right now.

I need fresh music, my iPod is fixed!

PS, I think someone should buy me this:

http://www.partymachines.com/component/page,shop.browse/category_id,6/option,com_virtuemart/Itemid,29/

Portrait of a Stranger

2007-05-13T22:05:20Z

Portrait of a Stranger
Originally uploaded by gringogidget.

Something completely random to fill this abandoned blog.

I caught him!

2007-05-01T11:35:13Z

I caught him!
Originally uploaded by gringogidget.

He sits like this to lick his stomach, I think it is the strangest thing ever. Sometimes he SLEEPS like this too. He is a freak! Look at the look on his face, like "HEY"!

sorry

2007-04-26T09:29:47Z

Facebook has taken over all of my time ;)

I will be back shortly.